officialrule34:

pemsylvania:

some people have walls where they hang their retired sports jerseys. i do that too but with ex boyfriends. not shirts. the bodies.

(Source: pemsylvania, via thebootydiaries)

baswett:

animals will find a warm place and SIT there! dope philosophy

(via baracknobama)

the-problematic-blender:

darkvioletcloud:

han-j1:

darkvioletcloud:

im going through my skyrim screenshot folder

Who names their character Susan

I’m poisoning an enchanted crossbow, which I gave a nickname to so I wouldn’t accidentally sell it. The name of the weapon is “delicious quinoa, Susan”.

As you do

(via confirmance)

daycare:

gushergurl:

what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin

that’s pussy babe!

(Source: trlake, via illegalaustralien)

virginsacrificer:

its hard to be attractive when youre not

(Source: famousest, via succeeding)